Three Wishes

Chapter 1

If I had intended to break the amphora, I certainly wouldn’t have done it right in front of the museum guard; I’m not that stupid.  He, it appeared, wasn’t convinced of that.  At least at first.  Perhaps it had something to do with the cloud of dust that arose from the shards of pottery on the floor.

Chapter 2

“You’ll have to come with me,” the guard said, but looking around, he seemed confused about where he would be taking me.  “I think I need to lie down,” which is exactly what he did, crumpling into a heap on the floor.
When I looked back at the broken vessel, I was astonished to see that the dust cloud had coalesced into something resembling a human form, dressed as the stereotypical Aladdin from Disney movie fame.

Chapter 3

“I know it’s a cliche, but just wait till you see what people in the future imagine ‘60s fashions were like.”  The genie dusted himself off and got right down to business.
“You have three wishes.  The first wish can be anything you want, but the second wish has to relate to the first and the third wish has to be connected to the second.  You can’t wish for additional wishes and I know all the tricks, so don’t try to be clever.  Well, get on with it.”

Chapter 4

“This has to be a dream,” I thought.
“It’s not.  It’s real.” the genie said.
“Great, he reads minds, too.  I wish I could do that.”  I thought again.
“You have two wishes left,” the genie said.

Chapter 5

“OK, genie, you got me there.  I’m sure that will come in handy some day.  But now my second wish has to fit with the first one somehow, is that correct?”
“That’s right and if it doesn’t, you lose the first wish,” he explained.
“You forgot to mention that in your earlier explanation,” I said, annoyed.
“What do you expect?  I’m four thousand years old.  I forget details occasionally.”

Chapter 6

What could I possibly wish for that would be related to mind-reading?  Perhaps a good lawyer to get me out of jail when I have a look on my face that says “I know what you are thinking”?
At that instant, a man in an impeccable dark suit, white shirt, blue tie and carrying a briefcase appeared.
“Wait, I didn’t ask for him.”  It was clear that the genie had read my mind again and had given me a high-priced attorney for my very own.

Chapter 7

“I can tell that you are the type that will need this fellow.  Say ‘hello’ to R. Bradley Ashton, III, of the firm of  Higgins, Ashton, Harrow and Walls.”
“Terrific, my very own legal team.  I suppose I should wish for enough money to pay their retainer in perpetuity,” I said hoping that genie wouldn’t considered that to be my third wish.

Chapter 8

“As a matter of fact, Mr. Ashton is working pro bono, so you don’t have to worry about his fee.  Now, what’s your third wish?”  The genie seemed a bit impatient, like he had a date to play squash or have drinks at the Blue Room.
“This is getting way too complicated.  I wish I’d never broken that amphora.”

Chapter 9

And with that, the genie disappeared back in his cloud of dust, the amphora, magically repaired, flew back to its pedestal and the museum guard picked himself up off the ground, looking around again in bewilderment.
“I just had the strangest dream,” he said.  “Must have been that falafel I had for lunch.”
“They do the same thing to me,” I said as I headed for the museum exit, making sure I kept a good distance between myself and the breakables.

Further changes

I’ve had a difficult time finding the “look” I want for this blog.  I’ve gone through a half dozen themes, but I think I’ve settled on the one I’ll use for a bit.  I’ve added a page for my paintings and I’ll be updating that as I have time.  You can also see my paintings and photography at http://transphotoart.com.

New look, new purpose

I’ve been using this as an all-purpose blog for art, commentary and a place for a continuing story of small town newspaper correspondent, but I decided to move all of the news about Walnut Shade to its own blog site (walnutshadenews.wordpress.com) and use this one exclusively for art — painting, sculpture, and photography.  I hope that you will continue to visit here and to subscribe to my Walnut Shade blog.  Lots going on in that town, and I’d hate for you to miss out.

First light near Walnut Shade

Here’s the completed painting that I’m donating to Corks and Canvas.  It turned out to be quite different than I thought it would.

First light near Walnut Shade

This is what the canvas looked like after the first draft.

And here is draft #2.

Draft #1 looked like early Cezanne and #2 was an unconscious nod to Van Gogh.  The final piece just reflects my technique.

Work in progress #2, part 1

Well, I changed my mind and decided to donate a painting to Corks and Canvas rather than the organic sculpture; I explain why in a later post.  Here’s a a photo of about an hour’s work laying in some colors and getting a feel of what may emerge for a piece to be entitled First light near Walnut Shade, Kansas.  This is the first painting I’ve started in about four months, and it feel good to get back to it.

Work in progress, part 1

Each year, the Good Samaritan Project of Kansas City holds a benefit auction called Corks and Canvas, to which I always contribute a piece of my art, usually a painting.  This year, I’ve decided to donate an organic sculpture and I thought I’d recount the process.  Here’s a photo of the piece to date:

 

OK, I know it doesn’t look like much, just some sticks stuck in… what?  Yes, it’s just some sticks stuck in concrete.  Let me explain.  My organic sculptures are created from limbs I trim from the the trees and bushes in my back yard.  I combine them with different materials to create the sculptures.  Here are a few photos of other pieces I’ve done.

 

 

 

So, here’s what I’ve done so far on the piece I’m calling Arlene was not convinced that Jeffrey was really the Green Hornet’s cousin:

Step 1 — I collected limbs that looked like they would give me an interesting shape.

Step 2 — I trimmed and sanded any knots.

Step 3 — I tried various configurations of the limbs and when I found the grouping that I liked, I connected them first with wire and then with screws to make a stable, solid structure.

Step 4 — In order to make the piece more stable, I decided to encase the base of the limbs in concrete.  I gathered some chicken wire and other types of wire to strengthen the concrete and bent them in to a rough shape for the base.

Step 5 — Next, I dug a hole a bit larger than the wire base and about two inches deep.

Step 6 — I lined the hole with garbage bags in order give the bottom of the base a smoother surface.

Step 7 — I decided that the concrete base should sit just off the ground (or floor, if the purchaser decided to display the piece inside), so I removed the garbage bags and dug three shallow holes, about 1/2 inch deep to accommodate some rounded rocks I collected.  I replaced the garbage bags, placed the three round rocks in the holes and put the wire mesh in the hole.

Step 8 — I placed the connected limbs in the hole on top of the garbage bags and mixed some QuikCrete (a quick-setting cement mixture that is often used to set fence posts; it usually hardens within about an hour).

Step 9 — When I poured the QuikCrete into the hole with the wire mesh and limbs, I could tell that I had used too much water and that I did not have enough QuikCrete to fill the hole (this is always a trial and error operation).  Having purchased only one bag, I drove to the local hardware store and bought another bag.  Fortunately, the hardware store is only about six blocks away, so the QuikCrete hadn’t hardened and I was able to add enough to fill the hole and take up the rest of the water.

Step 10 — I smoothed the cement and went inside to have cup of coffee, leaving the piece to begin the drying/hardening process.  From start to finish, it had taken four hours to get to this point.

That was all yesterday.  Today, when I checked, the cement had hardened, but I’m going to give it a couple of days before digging it out of the ground.  In the mean time, I’m working on other parts of the project.  I’ll document those in the next few days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More art 2

I’ve completed three new pieces for Hello Art.  I showed you the early stages of Water 1; here’s the completed piece.

This piece is called Water 2.  It is 8″ x 10″.

The title of this piece is Horizon.  It is 11″ x 14″

Holiday art

Cafe Trio, on the Country Club Plaza in Kansas City, is hosting a show of holiday-themed art until the middle of January.  Two of my photos were chosen for the show.  Stop in at Cafe Trio, have a great meal, and see my art.  Here’s a sneak peak.

 

More art

In addition to the mixed media piece I’ve been chronicling, I’m doing another plaster piece on hardboard and a few canvasses.

Here’s the start of the plaster piece.  I’m thinking of titling it “Face it”.

 

Here’s the easel piece I’m working on.  It is getting very close to being completed.  Working title is “Seashore” although it’s not technically a landscape painting (at least I don’t think of it that way).