Self-awareness and communication of personal identity through tattoos, piercings and the photo you choose for your credit card: a latitudinal investigation

forty-seven times (or was it 48?
I lost count after 23)
the Police sing “ee yo o”
but never bother to explain.
we all know what they mean, though
we’ve all been there
walking down the street ready
to break into song

just yesterday crisp and clear
like every other cliched autumn day
if you listened very carefully
you could hear six or seven different
people singing, humming, whistling
or was it just a car’s stereo passing by?
that thump thump thump isn’t a sound
that normal people make on their own

Pilots who missed Minneapolis by 150 miles were hiding in the Balloon Boy’s attic

we knew it was a hoax —
(how could we not?)
after George and Dick and Karl

the governor of Idaho has WMDs
and plans to use them
Montana’s unprepared
but Wyoming may fight back

Sarkozy’s wife will replace
Lynette on Desparate Housewives

Bo’s not really a dog
just a really big cat

H1N1 started out
as a floor wax, but it still won’t work on tile

eating organic vegetables causes
loss of hearing in mice

texting while driving is not as dangerous
as dancing the Tango or waltz

If you can’t trust a blogger…

A project ends

Today was the last day of the trellis project.  I removed the final canvas, though the trellises are going to remain in the yard for a few days.  We have some friends from California coming to visit and I thought I’d give them a chance to see the structures in place.

This has been an interesting experiment, not the least for all the positive response I’ve had.  Many people have come by to see the installation and several times while I was in the yard moving the trellises from one location to the next, neighbors have stopped and chatted.  One neighbor said that the trellises livened up the neighborhood and gave him something interesting to look at on his daily walks with his dog.

I had originally intended to auction the pieces off at the end of the project to benefit the Humane Society of Greater Kansas City (http://www.hsgkc.org) and Wayside Waifs (http://www.waysidewaifs.org), but I haven’t finished cleaning the canvas and so that will have to wait.  One of these days, I’ll let you know about an on-line auction, with all the proceeds going to care for homeless animals, of which there are so many that need our help.

As something of a footnote, I’ve recently been recording observations about various things and posting them here, including a combined observation/image piece which is also going to be incorporated into a mix-media piece that I hope to finish in the next couple of weeks.  If you haven’t checked the blog in a few weeks, you’ve missed them.  They follow below…

Cheers

Liquid time

Observation/image 1
the invention of liquid time was merely the beginning

Observation/image 2
in the beginning was the invention of liquid

Observation/image 3
the invention of the beginning was liquid

Observation/image 4
liquid time
liquid time
liquid time
liquid time
liquid time

Observation/image 5
merely the liquid of beginning time

Observation/image 6
liquid beginning
merely time
merely time
merely time

The invention of liquid

In the beginning

The invention of the beginning

Liquid time

Beginning time

Merely time

Birds

the birds are flying south, my friend reports and
Facebook brings the scene

a soundtrack by Charlie Parker
or Jim McGuinn would be appropriate
(he’s Roger now I know but everyone
has changed their name
at least once, it’s hard to keep up…
like learning all your passwords)

a movie on TCM shows Burt at Alcatraz
and birds still flying south

Football

Tennessee wearing pumpkin orange
leads Florida 8 to 6
The score, perplexing the commentators and the fans alike,
seems cheerfully low
like playing an Andy Williams’ 45 at 33 1/3
Moon River still hopeful and gay

Was Tennessee Williams really from Tennessee
and did he play football?
That might explain the magic tower
built to hold his plays
none of which were read
in high school English in the ‘50s

And who’s to say why
Andy never visited his uncle Tennessee
Did he know about Branson even then?

Now Florida has tied the score
and everyone’s crying
especially Frank Stella
but only minimally

Art appreciation 101

is it possible that Donald Trump
and Rod Blagojevich are really
the same person?
could there be
another toupee
at large as bad as that one
ready to pounce
on unsuspecting children?

or can there be
two personalities roaming around the universe
so abrasive or outrageous?
but I’m stating the obvious
like: people who prefer buffets
tend to buy a Thomas Kinkade more often
than a Picasso

Rothko: Untitled No. 11

you imagine you can walk right into his painting
and follow those secret hues to their logical conclusions

such a simple concept:
a band of ebony
on a moonless field
and yet no one had thought of it before

did he give up on testimony when
he gave up on gods?
what did he see
when he looked at the unmarked canvas?
that burst of light
must have come from somewhere

Cultural reference

on Letterman
Craig, in his redolent Scottish burr,
says that lindsay lohan
drives on the left too
a big laugh and applause
and I wonder:  who exactly
is lindsay lohan and why to do these people
average folks from Portland
Butte and Winnepesaukee
know what I don’t know?

have you been punk’d and
would I be able to see it if you had?

I thought ET was a film by Spielberg
but every time I check that channel
it is a story about a twenty-something celebrity
I don’t know

Kanye, P Diddy, J Lo, 50 cent
I’ll look them up on Wikipedia
and trust it’s right
at least it weighs less
than the thirty volumes of Britannica sitting
in my basement