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About stclairc

Abstract artist, photographer, writer

Sometimes, it just takes a while…

For a couple of years after I completed my PhD in 2002, I shopped my dissertation around to likely publishers.  I tried to make it as unacademic as possible, but it was pretty dry and long.  Earlier this year, I got inspired to give it another go and re-wrote major parts of the non-literature review/research methods sections to make it somewhat more “user-friendly.”  And rather than go to all the bother of sending it off to regional, subject-matter and potential publishers of “this sort of thing,” I decided to take advantage of one of the new self-publishing outlets and sent it off the CreateSpace, a part of the Amazon.com empire.

The process was amazingly easy and late last week, my book appeared on the Amazon site and should be showing up on Barnes and Noble and other booksellers shortly.

Here’s a link, in case you are interested in reading about the adventures of people who have purchased old houses in some historic Missouri communities.

What’s your favorite song?

If you ask someone what their favorite song is, they will probably think a minute and say, “Oh, it’s….  I just love that song.  It brings back memories of…”

We all have songs that evoke times and places that are important, happy, and care-free, or that are associated with not-so-happy times that are stuck in our memories.  Why we like certain songs may not have any association with times or places at all, though.  There are certain parts of songs, for example, that I really enjoy simply for the sound alone.  There’s a terrific snare-drum roll on “She’d Rather Be With Me” by The Turtles that always makes me smile; there’s a dirge-like organ part on “I Get Along Without You Very Well” by Carly Simon that makes me understand exactly what she’s going through (there’s also a three-note piano interval that is just heart-breaking); the organ part in “How I Spent My Summer” by Cat Mother and the All-Night News Boys, on the other hand, sounds like a carnival organ, a happy, bouncy sound that plays off the serious political lyrics; the bass line in “Theme from St. Elsewhere” absolutely moves the song along in a merrily rousing  way (even though the opening sounds a bit like “Tubular Bells”, that incredibly spooky song from “The Exorcist”); who can resist the banjo on “Some of Shelley’s Blues” by The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band” or the pedal steel guitar on Ray Steven’s obscure, but wonderful version of “Misty”?

For the most part, I tend to identify my favorite songs for the music and not so much for the lyrics.  There are certain artists, however, who are at the top of the list because of the words they write or sing; often, it’s not a whole song that catches my attention, rather it might be just a phrase or two that makes me stop and listen.  For example, when Marc Jordan sings “I wish this pain would just go away; I wish that dogs had wings” you know that he’s in a terrible place and can’t see how to make it end; when Todd Rundgren says “We all know what comes of that, livin’ in your pockets and talking through your hat”, we begin to understand that there must be more than just the surface of life; I’m sure that we all find hope when The Kinks sing “Here’s wishing you the bluest skies”; and I’ll bet we’ve all thought Herman’s Hermits were right about “Something tells me I’m into something good”.

Music has always been an important part of my life.  I inherited my uncle’s trombone and started playing in the elementary school band.  I’ve played marches, Dixieland and good old rock and roll. I’ve liked almost every kind of music, though I’ll confess that country/western and rap are styles that elude my appreciation.  I developed my interest in classical music when I found a recording of the 1812 Overture in a bin at the local Piggly Wiggly for 50 cents.  I’ve been through vinyl, eight-tracks, cassettes, CDs, and now digital.  My computer and iPod hold a good deal of my music these days and when I want to hear my favorite song, I don’t have to thumb through the hundreds of 33⅓ rpm records or stacks of CDs; I just pull it up on my Mac, stream it to my amplifier via my Apple Airport Express and listen blissfully.  And iTunes even tells me what my favorite song is:  I just consult the “Top 25 Most Played” playlist.  Well, frankly, I didn’t know that Chad and Jeremy had the honor, but iTunes is never wrong, right?

In case you are wondering (though I can’t imagine that you could be), here are the 25 (mostly pop) songs that iTunes says I have played the most over the last couple of years.  And I will admit that I love them all.

  1. A Summer Song by Chad and Jeremy
  2. Satin Dolls by Marc Jordan
  3. I Love L.A. by Randy Newman
  4. All Those Years Ago by George Harrison
  5. What Do You Hear In These Sounds by Dar Williams
  6. Are You Out There by Dar Williams
  7. My Back Pages by The Byrds
  8. We Gotta Get Out of This Place by The Animals
  9. Thinking of You by Loggins and Messina
  10. Run Home Girl by Sad Cafe
  11. Venus by Frankie Avalon
  12. See You In September by The Happenings
  13. Tell Me Why by Karla Bonoff
  14. She’d Rather Be With Me by The Turtles
  15. Better Things by Dar Williams
  16. Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes
  17. Wild Wild Life by Talking Heads
  18. All The Children Sing by Todd Rundgren
  19. Forever, Forever by Keiko Matsui
  20. Lost in the Hurrah by Marc Jordan
  21. I’m Telling You Now by Freddie and The Dreamers
  22. I’m Into Something Good by Herman’s Hermits
  23. A Must to Avoid by Herman’s Hermits
  24. A Groovy Kind of Love by The Mindbenders
  25. Veronica by Elvis Costello

Here’s wishing you the bluest skies and the sweetest songs.  May they all be your favorites.

Food-Based Friendships

Almost every Wednesday morning, I have breakfast with a group of mostly-retired guys from our church.  There are a couple who are still working but have flexible hours and enjoy getting together with the rest of us.  Ages range from early forties (one of the still-working guys) to middle nineties.  If there is one word that is used more than any other in the group, it would be “Huh?”  You see, several of the regulars have hearing aids that are never turned up enough to allow them to hear what’s going on in the multiple conversations that seem to be swirling around simultaneously.  It’s a congenial group, composed of several ex-ministers and a number of free-thinkers.  Most everyone is to the left of Bernie Sanders politically, but the primary topic is, depending on the season, the success of our respective alma maters’ football or basketball teams.  During the summer, we pretty much avoid the topic of baseball, since Kansas City doesn’t have a professional team anymore.

Our group tries to have breakfast at the same place every Wednesday so as not to confuse ourselves, but it has been hard to be consistent.  Since I’ve been attending, two years now, we’ve managed to close down three restaurants.  I don’t think it really has anything to do with us; food service is a tough business to be in.  It’s hard these days to find a decent restaurant that will reserve a place for ten to twelve guys every Wednesday, that serves good breakfast food and gives a senior discount.  The discount is important.  As are servers who will put up with old guys acting like teenagers.

I got to thinking that I’ve developed most of my close friendships because of food.  Suzanne and I get together with a group of people once a month for “happy hour.”  We meet at one of the couples’ houses on Saturday afternoon, everybody brings a snack and wine and we sit around and talk about nothing and everything.  She and I used to get together with a group called the “Lunch Bunch.”  Those were people who we first got to know professionally and then became friends with exploring out-of-the-way restaurants around town.  We don’t get together with the Lunch Bunch much anymore since a couple of the group moved out of town, but every now and then when the out-of-towners are in town, we’ll meet for pizza at Kelly’s.  Distance and infrequency have not diminished the friendships, just the calories.

When we first moved to the Kansas City area, we were invited to join what was called the Dinner Club.  Once a month, we’d get together with a group of four or five other couples and have a dinner at one of the homes.  The dinners had food themes and each couple was responsible for bringing a specific part of the meal.  One memorable dinner had a Greek theme and in addition to dessert, we were in charge of the wine.  Now, Kansas City doesn’t have a big Greek population so most of the liquor stores don’t stock much Greek wine.  No, that’s not exactly true:  they don’t stock any Greek wine.  Strangely enough, at a local Price Chopper, I found a bottle of what purported to be Greek wine, on the bottom shelf and quite dusty.  Obviously not a big seller, even though the $2.99 price seemed quite reasonable.  I suppose that should have given me a clue about the wine, but I was desperate so I bought it.  While Greece is one of the oldest wine-making regions in the world, it’s industry supposedly dating back to 6500 B.C., I don’t think much of it makes it to the heartland of the U.S.  I may, however, have stumbled on one of those 8500 year-old bottles.

As was the custom with the Dinner Club, we started off the evening uncorking the bottle of wine and filling everyone’s glass.  A toast was followed by a taste, which was followed by unanimous looks of shock.  It had to be the worst wine any of us had ever tasted.  Dick, who is known to drink just about anything said, “This tastes like… dirt!”  Indeed it did.  After we poured out the residue of my unfortunate purchase, we all had a good laugh and a wonderful dinner.  That was the last time I was in charge of buying the wine.

The Dinner Club broke up shortly after that, not because of the wine, but because couples moved or became involved with… life.  We are still good friends with one couple who, as it turns out, lives several hundred miles away and when we get together maybe twice a year, guess what?  It’s always over dinner.  Or lunch.  Or breakfast.  Business lunches are fine, I’ve had my share, but nothing beats having a meal with friends.  And I promise not to bring the wine.

“Antique” Postcards

Before email, Twitter, Facebook, texting and Skype, people sometimes communicated with letters and postcards.  Yes, it’s hard to imagine that some folks actually sat down and wrote with a pen or pencil, but I assure you it happened.

Those old bits of paper look pretty quaint now, but many of them were quite beautiful:  exquisite handwriting on luxurious linen or vellum stationery, or scribbled notes quickly dashed off on postcards, hinting at adventures.

Of course, not all those postcards revealed scenes of exotic lands; sometimes, the picture on the front was of downtown Minneapolis or the state prison in Delaware; perhaps it was a caricature of bathers at the seashore, or an antique photo of cowboys herding cattle in Wyoming.

Lately, I’ve been trying to recreate the look and feel of those old postcards and below are a couple I constructed that were accepted into the recent Leawood, KS juried art show.  The first is a card showing the Pont Royal bridge in Paris.  I’ve also included the original photo from which I created the final image.  The second card is a river scene from near Chalon-sur-Saone, France and the original photo.

Postcard 2 - Printed and mounted

A postcard of the Pont Royal bridge, as printed, mounted and distressed to resemble an antique card.

Postcard 2 - Original photo

The original photograph, taken from the window of a tour bus in Paris.

Postcard 1 - Printed and mounted

The postcard of a river scene along the Rhone River near Chalon-sur-Saone.

Postcard 1 - Original photo

The original photo taken from a boat on the River Rhone.

Three Wishes

Chapter 1

If I had intended to break the amphora, I certainly wouldn’t have done it right in front of the museum guard; I’m not that stupid.  He, it appeared, wasn’t convinced of that.  At least at first.  Perhaps it had something to do with the cloud of dust that arose from the shards of pottery on the floor.

Chapter 2

“You’ll have to come with me,” the guard said, but looking around, he seemed confused about where he would be taking me.  “I think I need to lie down,” which is exactly what he did, crumpling into a heap on the floor.
When I looked back at the broken vessel, I was astonished to see that the dust cloud had coalesced into something resembling a human form, dressed as the stereotypical Aladdin from Disney movie fame.

Chapter 3

“I know it’s a cliche, but just wait till you see what people in the future imagine ‘60s fashions were like.”  The genie dusted himself off and got right down to business.
“You have three wishes.  The first wish can be anything you want, but the second wish has to relate to the first and the third wish has to be connected to the second.  You can’t wish for additional wishes and I know all the tricks, so don’t try to be clever.  Well, get on with it.”

Chapter 4

“This has to be a dream,” I thought.
“It’s not.  It’s real.” the genie said.
“Great, he reads minds, too.  I wish I could do that.”  I thought again.
“You have two wishes left,” the genie said.

Chapter 5

“OK, genie, you got me there.  I’m sure that will come in handy some day.  But now my second wish has to fit with the first one somehow, is that correct?”
“That’s right and if it doesn’t, you lose the first wish,” he explained.
“You forgot to mention that in your earlier explanation,” I said, annoyed.
“What do you expect?  I’m four thousand years old.  I forget details occasionally.”

Chapter 6

What could I possibly wish for that would be related to mind-reading?  Perhaps a good lawyer to get me out of jail when I have a look on my face that says “I know what you are thinking”?
At that instant, a man in an impeccable dark suit, white shirt, blue tie and carrying a briefcase appeared.
“Wait, I didn’t ask for him.”  It was clear that the genie had read my mind again and had given me a high-priced attorney for my very own.

Chapter 7

“I can tell that you are the type that will need this fellow.  Say ‘hello’ to R. Bradley Ashton, III, of the firm of  Higgins, Ashton, Harrow and Walls.”
“Terrific, my very own legal team.  I suppose I should wish for enough money to pay their retainer in perpetuity,” I said hoping that genie wouldn’t considered that to be my third wish.

Chapter 8

“As a matter of fact, Mr. Ashton is working pro bono, so you don’t have to worry about his fee.  Now, what’s your third wish?”  The genie seemed a bit impatient, like he had a date to play squash or have drinks at the Blue Room.
“This is getting way too complicated.  I wish I’d never broken that amphora.”

Chapter 9

And with that, the genie disappeared back in his cloud of dust, the amphora, magically repaired, flew back to its pedestal and the museum guard picked himself up off the ground, looking around again in bewilderment.
“I just had the strangest dream,” he said.  “Must have been that falafel I had for lunch.”
“They do the same thing to me,” I said as I headed for the museum exit, making sure I kept a good distance between myself and the breakables.

Further changes

I’ve had a difficult time finding the “look” I want for this blog.  I’ve gone through a half dozen themes, but I think I’ve settled on the one I’ll use for a bit.  I’ve added a page for my paintings and I’ll be updating that as I have time.  You can also see my paintings and photography at http://transphotoart.com.

New look, new purpose

I’ve been using this as an all-purpose blog for art, commentary and a place for a continuing story of small town newspaper correspondent, but I decided to move all of the news about Walnut Shade to its own blog site (walnutshadenews.wordpress.com) and use this one exclusively for art — painting, sculpture, and photography.  I hope that you will continue to visit here and to subscribe to my Walnut Shade blog.  Lots going on in that town, and I’d hate for you to miss out.