Quantum mechanics, in coveralls smelling of grease,
say it is possible to be in two places at once.
They would know; no one ever answers the phone
when I call about my car. Later: “Hey, man, I’ve been here
all day.” Of course, the questions is: where is here?
The secret to being in two places at once
is being poorly coupled to the environment,
which Roy certainly is. How many times have I heard him say
“Man, I just don’t feel coupled today.”
Each of us must choose where he wants to be;
that’s the key. Two places at once? No problem, but choose wisely
so you are there to answer the phone when I call.